Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Battle of the Blogs

DAMN IT PEOPLE! There is more to life in the Shout Box than Battle of the Blogs...

Like me!

I swear, if I read any more chatter about how you want your blog to win, or to "plz vote for my blog. thx." I will lose my hairnet and start bitch-slapping random shoutboxers!


Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Quote of the Month

I thought I would give you some words of wisdom from a wonderful broad by the name of Clare Boothe Luce:

When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks about is the condition of her uterus.

Don't deny it, you know it has crossed the minds of at least 90% of the world's male population. That is all for now, I need to go get massaged by Paulo! OOOOOH Baby!


Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Thank You!

See, I knew bitching would get me what I wanted.

For future reference ladies: Don't whine, don't nag, just bitch a little. I know I sure as Hell don't like whiners and naggers. If you have the balls to bitch to me, you get noticed, and you get heard. Notice I said "a little". I don't mean you should BE a bitch. Lord knows that women who are full out bitches need to be slapped.

Now time for some business. I am a lazy fairy. If you are a shoutboxer and I have given you credits let me know. My home looks a little bare and it is time for some decor. See that little area that says "pimps"? Huh? Do ya?!

Well damn it, leave me a comment linking to your site and saying something wonderful and loving to me, and I'll have Paulo link you.

Got it?

Yes?

Good!

Oh one more thing, does this blog make my ass look big?


Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Roach Motel

WTF?! I leave for a 9.a.m shampoo and curl, and I come back to not find my anticipated Paulo the cabana boy, but someone setting up a roach motel next door.

Damn it people, I live and bestow credits in the ShoutBox and I don't even get an invitation?! Where is the love? The RESPECT?!

You could at least come up with some nicer looking shingles. I've got my reputation to upkeep.

Oi, all of this bitching is giving me an ulcer.

Damn it...where did Paulo go? I need my hourly lotion rub down.


Sunday, June 12, 2005
Lazy Sunday

You'll see that I am not handing out as many credits as I normally do in the shoutbox today. Why? Well this old broad needs to take it easy every now and then. You want more credits handed out? Then get me a damn cabana boy wearing a speedo, and we'll talk. Oh yes, and he must be very good with his hands, if you get my drift.

Hugs, and kisses, and all that crap!


Saturday, June 11, 2005
Welcome!

For the longest time, it has been suggested by the frequent visitors to the Blog Explosion Shout Box that a persona only known as the M.C Fairy was the one to give out the mystery credits.

Who this fairy was, and where she resided was unknown until now. Welcome to my home everyone!