Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Roach Motel

WTF?! I leave for a 9.a.m shampoo and curl, and I come back to not find my anticipated Paulo the cabana boy, but someone setting up a roach motel next door.

Damn it people, I live and bestow credits in the ShoutBox and I don't even get an invitation?! Where is the love? The RESPECT?!

You could at least come up with some nicer looking shingles. I've got my reputation to upkeep.

Oi, all of this bitching is giving me an ulcer.

Damn it...where did Paulo go? I need my hourly lotion rub down.